J.'s real defense info

I am embarrassed. I didn't mean to imply that J.S. would plagiarize G.M.'s thesis. In actuality, J. will be plagiarizing MY thesis tomorrow and will present the talk, "The Goat: A Good Source of Meat or My Future Wife?"

No, J. will really present a public seminar on his dissertation research today, Wednesday, July 11, 2007, at 11:00 in the X Room. All are invited. The title of J.'s dissertation is, "Blah blah blah blah blah." If you would like to see J.'s dissertation, you can contact him in the W. lab (X-XXX) and he will send you a PDF copy via e-mail.