Friday, April 20, 2007

LCD projector

I remember fondly being a little boy. My mom would sit me in her lap, smile at me and say, "Your real parents hate you. They sold you to me for wine change. Now give your new mommy a hug and wax my back."

What I don't remember is who has the remote control for the LCD projector. But if you do use the remote control after the office closes, could you please leave the control in the Lillie Room in case somebody needs it the first thing the next morning? If you don't, it will be YOUR turn to wax my mommy's back. And her back makes Teen Wolf look like Yul Brenner.

Sunday, April 15, 2007

Fwd: WGE: Tuesday at 4:30

Here's some fascinating reading. No, it's not porn. I'll be sending that later...

Thursday, April 12, 2007

FW: Safety Training Announcement - Spring Quarter

Not sure if you dudes got this e-mail or not, but the university is cracking down on compliance for this sort of thing. So unless you want them to break out the car battery and jumper cables on you, you may want to attend any relevant training.