Tuesday, July 17, 2007

time off

I guess I've matured. I'm not going to say that I'm taking time off from July 18-24 to hang out with midgets, shave my back, or date a goat. I suppose my position as the grants administrator has made me more responsible, and I'm finally acting my age.

So I will be taking this time off to rest, relax, and try to train myself to stop making boom boom in my pants.

If you have anything pressing that you need me to do before I start taking my vacation next Wednesday, please get it to me as soon as possible so I can get it done by the end of the day Tuesday.

Party on,

The Dude

Thursday, July 12, 2007


I'm looking for some help in tracking down somebody. Here's the problem. I only grazed him instead of hitting the bull's eye right between the eyes, and the guy ran on me. If you know where he is, please let me know.

I'm also trying to track down who had us book a room at Wooded Isle for T.S. Could you let me know if you were hosting T.'s visit?

Danke, dudes,


J.'s real defense info

I am embarrassed. I didn't mean to imply that J.S. would plagiarize G.M.'s thesis. In actuality, J. will be plagiarizing MY thesis tomorrow and will present the talk, "The Goat: A Good Source of Meat or My Future Wife?"

No, J. will really present a public seminar on his dissertation research today, Wednesday, July 11, 2007, at 11:00 in the X Room. All are invited. The title of J.'s dissertation is, "Blah blah blah blah blah." If you would like to see J.'s dissertation, you can contact him in the W. lab (X-XXX) and he will send you a PDF copy via e-mail.

Thursday, July 05, 2007

An extra concert ticket

Who doesn't like the Police? I'm not referring to the Man--those guys in blue who take you in for murdering your neighbor by painstakingly running him through a meat grinder and don't believe you when you tell the cops that you were merely acting in self defense.

No, I'm referring to the band. This is the music that in no way foreshadowed what a wuss Sting would wind up becoming. Anyway, my friend backed out on going, and I've got an extra ticket for the concert. It's at W. F. this Thursday evening. The seats are in the upper deck, but who cares where you're sitting? It's the Police on a beautiful summer night in W F. The ticket costs $54. If you're interested, please let me know as soon as possible (so I can try to find somebody tomorrow to take the ticket if nobody here wants it).

Rock on,