Monday, October 11, 2004

Directories

Yes, the new university directories are out, which can mean only one thing: the police have finally found the bodies of those missing hitchhikers in my backyard. Oh, wait. I wasn't supposed to mention that until the district attorney accepted my insanity plea.

No, what it really means is that we've got gobs of directories left, so if you want one, please stop into the office and I'll give you one. They're the perfect size for bludgeoning hitchhikers.