Thursday, July 08, 2004

I'm free! Free, do you hear?!

Well, it's time for me to go on vacation again. And by vacation I mean hide from the police in the hopes my neighbor gets the blame for remains they found in my yard. Oh, sure. You can make flesh and entrail smoothies and drink them all day to hide most of the evidence. But bones don't fare so well in a blender. I guess it was a tactical error on my part. I figured, "Hey, who'd miss the daughters of a few U.S senators?" My bad.

Anyway, I'll be heading to Utah to party with the Osmonds from July 10 through the 18 and will return to work July 19. Unless the police catch me.