Tuesday, October 22, 2013

Holiday Bash

Greetings, holiday revelers—

Sure, it may not even be Halloween yet.  But that doesn’t mean I can’t take a break from making my costume (I’ll be dressing up as someone who doesn’t celebrate Halloween, providing the concept doesn’t blow my own mind) to let you know that you should save the date for this year’s holiday party. 

Party on,

Dude

On the road again

Hi, everybody—

I love when my annual autumn trip to visit my mom happens in the same month as Halloween.  This year I plan on spending my entire vacation walking around in my mom’s retirement facility while wearing my Grim Reaper costume.

I will be scaring the bajeezus out of my mom’s friends starting ...

Boo,

Dude