Monday, April 28, 2014
Well, it looks like I’ll be taking some unexpected time off. It turns out I guess you CAN’T legally pull into a small town on a horse-drawn buggy and sell a rheumatism elixir made up of Gatorade, drain cleaner, and angel dust.
The first five people who respond to this e-mail will get some of my rheumatiz medicine!
Monday, April 14, 2014
It’s time again for my annual trip to visit my mom in Florida, and I’m planning on chilling out big-time. Which brings up a question:
If I get skin cancer from soaking up too much sun while really relaxing by the pool, would it be called a mellownoma?
Your own little ray of sunstroke,