Friday, November 30, 2012
Boy, do we need coolers. And not to try to dispose of some of Drew Peterson’s Christmas elves. Nope, the coolers are needed to keep our fluids frigid at next the holiday party. If you could lend a cooler for the party, I’d really appreciate it.
Chillin’ like a villain,
Greetings, Building dwellers—
It’s almost December, which can only mean one thing: it’s time for my celebration of Use Deodorant for the First Time This Year Day. And since I will be less foul than normal, people should be okay with coming to my office to cough up some cash for our cleaning lady and our floor-cleaning dude. So if you are so inclined, please give what you want to help make the holidays a little brighter for them.
Ready to hit the dollar store for some Dead Vole ™ Antiperspirant,