Wednesday, June 26, 2013

Baseball game

Greetings, baseballmongers—

Sorry for slacking on organizing the proposed baseball outing, but I was very busy doing volunteer work.  Some patients inside insane asylums can’t burn ants using magnifying glasses because they are in straightjackets.  That’s where volunteers like me come in.

Ready to be knocked silly with a home run ball,

Dude

Friday, June 14, 2013

A wee break

Greetings—

Sometimes when life gets a little too stressful, I do what most people do—curl up in a fetal position in a giant Hefty bag filled with cow placenta.  But since I’m not quite that stressed, I will just be taking a few days off.

Feeling udderly ridiculous,

Dude