Monday, March 15, 2010

Glbl Wkshp


It's Tuesday, which means I've come to work wearing my favorite pork loin pants. Oh, sure. The maggots do tickle a little bit, but at least that keeps my mind off the stray dogs that chased me to the bus stop this morning. And the homeless guy who was licking my pant legs. And the schizophrenic homeless guy who told started screaming that the maggots were telling him to kill.

Luckily I can keep my mind off my meat pants woes by forwarding this e-mail to you.

Feeling both hungry and repulsed,

- Dude

Monday, March 01, 2010

Global Env Wksp

Studes (a.k.a. student dudes)--

With the start of another work week comes the responsibility of knowing that it is up to me to spend every waking moment striving to bring peace and love to the world. And if that doesn't work, then I can also fall back on my other responsibility, which involves sniffing model glue and imagining that Betty White is dressed like a Las Vegas showgirl with fishnet stockings on her walker.

But I digress. Here's another one of those Global Workshop e-mails.