Tuesday, August 06, 2013

Time to get away

Hi, everybody—

Well, on Thursday I will begin a life-long dream: to sleep in a McDonald’s dumpster in every state of this great nation of ours.  Ah, even now I can feel the comfort of lying on a pillow of half-eaten Quarter Pounders while snuggling under a blanket of hungry rats!

All of which is to say that I will be out of the office starting Thursday.

Bon appetit and good night,

- Dude