Monday, May 23, 2005


If somebody left their blue sweatshirt in the conference room, it's now in the main office. It's pretty nondescript--just a dark blue sweatshirt with a severed goat head in it and the number of the beast written on it with blood.

Monday, May 16, 2005

dead fax

It is with much sadness that I must let you know that Rusty, our beloved fax machine, has passed away. We shall miss Rusty. Despite his drinking problem, and the crystal meth addiction, and his hatred for Canadians, he served us well. Long live Rusty!

We'll be getting a new fax machine to replace this piece of junk by 10 a.m. tomorrow, so you'll be able to fax stuff tomorrow. I'll send out an e-mail to let you know when faxing can start anew.

Tuesday, May 03, 2005

mystery shoes

There is a pair of Doc Martin shoes that has been sitting outside the main office since yesterday morning. We have no idea why they are there. They seem to be fairly new. The thing is, I can't control my desire to continually huff the things. If you somehow misplaced them, you can find the shoes outside the office.