It is with much sadness that I must let you know that Rusty, our beloved fax machine, has passed away. We shall miss Rusty. Despite his drinking problem, and the crystal meth addiction, and his hatred for Canadians, he served us well. Long live Rusty!
We'll be getting a new fax machine to replace this piece of junk by 10 a.m. tomorrow, so you'll be able to fax stuff tomorrow. I'll send out an e-mail to let you know when faxing can start anew.
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A compendium of emails received from our department secretary. Not for the faint of heart. Or the humorless.
Please note: all of these emails are real. They have been edited only to remove identifying information. If you find any offensive, take it up with his dudeness.
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