Bathroom etiquette

I like to pride myself on good manners and proper hygiene. That's why I always make sure my head lice use deodorant and wear ties. Though you have no idea how hard it is to find roll-on deodorant small enough to fit under a louse's pits. Yet oddly enough I have no problem finding the tiny ties.

Anywho, there have been a few complaints about the first floor men's room. One complaint is that at least one person seems to be hosing himself down with water from the sink and leaving lots of water on the bathroom floor. As a courtesy to the other users--and in order to prevent somebody from wiping out on the wet floor--it would be groovy if folks could refrain from getting lots of water on the bathroom floor.

Perhaps more disturbing is that at least one person has been throwing used toilet paper in the garbage can in the stall instead of throwing the toilet paper in the toilet. While we had problems in the past with folks clogging up the toilet by throwing too much toilet paper in there, I think all of the users of the washroom would appreciate it if the nasty paper got flushed instead of being put on display. Though it could be that somebody is merely expressing themselves artistically by kicking it fecal Jackson Pollock-style.

Now if you'll excuse me, I have to perfume my fleas...

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