Thursday, March 02, 2006
So we've got a seminar speaker coming into town in April who will be staying Downtown and wants to come to the University by public transport. Let's just say that this professor doesn't know the city or transit routes. Let's also say that he'll be carrying a duffle bag filled with severed heads. Not large heads. Perhaps they belong to midgets or something. The important thing here is not to dwell on the size of the heads. We need to focus, dammit! So can anybody suggest the best way for this professor and his bag of smallish heads to get to the University.