Tuesday, January 17, 2006

Fwd: Safety Training Announcement - Winter Quarter

Here's info on various safety training classes being offered this quarter. I would suggest you register on-line while putting a fork in an electric outlet, licking old asbestos pipe insulation, staring directly into the sun, setting up a dinner date with Robert Blake, giving yourself a mercury enema, and agreeing to donate both of your kidneys on a bet that Ryan Seacrest has an IQ higher than a bowl of wolverine saliva.

1 comment:

leperbacon said...

Whoever wrote this obviously masturbates to "Nancy" comic strips. Not that there's anything wrong with that. Though that Sluggo sure gives me the creeps.