Howdy, y'all. I just thought I'd tell you about a new way of doing things in the Department. When shaving a yak, always wash the hair before you sprinkle it on your ice cream.
Also, from now on as a protective measure I won't be putting monthly employees' pay advices in their mailboxes. So you'll have to come to the office starting Friday, March 31, to get your advices.
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A compendium of emails received from our department secretary. Not for the faint of heart. Or the humorless.
Please note: all of these emails are real. They have been edited only to remove identifying information. If you find any offensive, take it up with his dudeness.
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