Hi, everybody—
Well, on Thursday I will begin a life-long dream: to sleep in a McDonald’s dumpster in every state of this great nation of ours. Ah, even now I can feel the comfort of lying on a pillow of half-eaten Quarter Pounders while snuggling under a blanket of hungry rats!
All of which is to say that I will be out of the office starting Thursday.
Bon appetit and good night,
- Dude
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