Panel Discussion

Studes--

I know! I know! You're probably thinking, "If Dude is sending us an announcement about a discussion on urban food models, he's probably going to mention eating hobos." That couldn't be more untrue. I'm so focused on coming up with a new recipe for rat chili and crack ho gumbo that I haven't given hobos a second thought.

But if they do mention eating hobos at the panel discussion, please let me know.

Ciao (or I should say chow),

Dude

Special Lecture Thursday

Greetings, Studes--

I don't know about you, but I find it appalling that now that we're sufficiently dug out from last week's blizzard that people suddenly find it's not okay to eat dead soccer players. People can be so uptight. But not those soccer players.

Since we're dug out from the blizzard, you can attend the lecture detailed in this message.

Bon apetit,

Dude