Global Env Wksp

Dudes--

If you're like me, you like to ease into the weekend by slipping into some comfortable clothes, cracking open a cold one, and crocheting ascots using your chest hair. It's a lesson I learned years ago from my grandmother, and it has served me well.

And also if you're like me, you like to forward Workshop announcements. Enjoy!

Hairless in Seattle,

Dude

Global Env. Wksp

Greetings --

Maybe it's just me, but I think we need to support our own! So that's why I'm forwarding this workshop announcement for a talk being given by G. M. So attend this talk and show him your support! Also, bring pitchforks, torches, and bludgeoning tools so that you can attack G. if you disagree with anything he says. I don't think you'd be out of line to disembowel him even if he makes a grammatical error.

Realizing that rather than being a buddhist I'm a cold-blooded monster,

Dude

revised wksp schedule

Entities--

Do you know what I love about Monday? It's a fresh start. The week is open to all possibilities for everyone. Well, everyone except that cheerleader I have tied up in my closet. And even then, I'll be giving her the weekly hosing down she gets every Monday. I just hope I don't get any water on my favorite t-shirts.

Anyway, Monday is also one of any number of days in which I get to forward you e-mails like this one about some sort of global workshop. Enjoy!

Cheers,

Dude