Greetings, —
Well, it looks like I’ll be taking some unexpected time off. It turns out I guess you CAN’T legally pull into a small town on a horse-drawn buggy and sell a rheumatism elixir made up of Gatorade, drain cleaner, and angel dust.
The first five people who respond to this e-mail will get some of my rheumatiz medicine!
Cheers,
Dude