Workshop

Studes--

Whenever it gets really hot outside, I like to remember when I was a child and my uncle would take me and my sisters to work with him. It was nice and cool there, and my uncle said we could eat whatever we wanted. I spent many a happy hour as a child in that morgue.

You may be able to stay cool if there is air conditioning wherever this global workshop is being held. Enjoy!

Dude

Env Studies Position

Studes--

Sometimes I wake up at night screaming. Then I come to my senses and realize it's because I'm getting punched in the face by my neighbor while I'm standing in his kitchen. Luckily this forwarded e-mail isn't going to make me scream any time soon.

Enjoy,

Dude

Distinguished Lecture

Studes--

Boy, this rain is really bringing me down. I need something to cheer me up. Perhaps going to the cemetery right before a funeral and standing next to an open grave with a napkin tied around my neck and a knife and a fork in each hand would perk me up. Or else I can glean some sort of satisfaction by sending you this announcement.

Bon apetit,

Dude