I'm Gonesville, daddy-o

Some people tell me, "You need psychological help." Well, you can only punch so many people in the throat after they criticize you before you begin to take their words to heart. So I will be going to Florida for a week's worth of sunshine, warmth, and electroshock therapy. I'll be gone starting April 22 and I'll be back to work May 2. So next month when you see a dude drooling at the front desk like McMurphy at the end of "One Flew Over the Cuckoo's Nest," you'll know that I'm all better.

Speaker

There are still two open slots in the speaker's schedule for next Monday. The slots are 11 to 11:30 a.m. and 11:30 to noon. Even if just one of the slots gets filled, I will celebrate by wearing a lovely evening gown and doing the moon walk from here to the midway. In other words, it'll be just like any other work day for me.